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Welcome to Bad Grandad, the totally unofficial place for old-time games, pixel heroes, and the kind of fun your parents pretend they never had.
No loot boxes. No ads. No lectures (probably). Just old fashioned games that Grandad played when he was younger. Yes.. I know that was a long time ago..
Sit yourself down and get ready.
(Telling Mum is optional)
LATEST UPDATES
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**NEW GAME ADDED** Flap Dash!
This was a special request. There will be adaptations of this game to come, but this is a reasonable take on the original Flappy Birds. Play Flap Dash! Here’s
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**NEW GAME ADDED** Crazy Squash
We decided that regular squash just wasn’t crazy enough, so we added this version that speeds up the ball to insane speeds over time (surely that’s crazy enough, right? – NO!) We also made the walls change shape every few seconds to make sure you stay focused. Now THAT’S crazy! Find out more about CRAZY…
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**GAME UPDATE** Breakout
Made a few changes to make this work better:
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**NEW GAME ADDED** Neon Pong
We’ve taken the simple gameplay of the Squash game and spiced it up in this version of the original Pong. This is our first 2-player game, so make sure you find a friend. Let us know if you’d like to see a computer opponent option via the feedback form and we’ll see what we can…
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**GAME UPDATE** New Tetris Backgrounds added
Switched out the original background for 5 new randomly selected options. Enjoy!
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**NEW GAMES ADDED** Deep Sea Diver, Vortex & Memory Match
3 great new games added: –
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**GAME UPDATE** Goblin Mode added to Space Invaders & Deep Sea Invaders
You asked for it, you got it. Space Invaders and Deep Sea Invaders now have a super hard mode. Selecting Goblin Mode speeds those invaders and their shots up 3x as fast, while you are still stuck at the same speed. Be super careful because those enemy missiles are now blisteringly fast. Enjoy!
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www.badgrandad.com goes live!
The site and first batch of retro arcade games have gone live. First feedback seems good and we’re working on a batch of traditional games that are easy to set-up. More to come!
